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Imponderable Questions

• Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• Do fish get cramps after eating?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
• Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
• How do I set my laser printer on stun?
• How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
• How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
• How does Teflon stick to the pan?
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
• How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
• If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
• Why is bra singular and panties plural?
• Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
• Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?