35 minutes well spent

Peace be with us all

this is a scream!

I wear lipstick....and you're a dipstick......

What am I going to have to laugh at after this election? 

Well....it depends who wins, doesn't it?

if shrubby can't do it....

my pal, Stacy, and I watched Barack Obama's 30 minute infomercial tonight after which we discussed other election tidbits from the day....like the absolutely disgusting and humiliating Obama effigy they found hanging from a tree on UK's campus this morning. (Kudos to UK President, Dr. Lee Todd, for taking swift and apropriate action)

Anyway....Stacy mentioned she had also watched this morning a Christian fundamentalist on CNN who claims that electing Obama is certain to bring about the Apocalypse. Stacy's response?

"If George Bush couldn't bring on the Apocalypse, Obama sure can't!"

'Nuff said.

all in good fun

another great find

my pal Josh has a pretty funny blog. Today he turned me on to this chart from a blog by Aden Nak - I laughed out loud :

It pretty much sums up what I thought of her. I still can't get over how some people actually thought she did a good job. A good job at what? Reading the cue cards? Remembering what John's "boot camp" team told her to remember? What am I missing here?

I will say this, though; I truly do feel sorry for her. She is clearly out of her league and it must be painful to know that. Surely she's not so ignorant taht she doesn't realize it.

Oh, one last thing, being raised a Pentecostal myself, I can tell you that no self-respecting Pentecostal would ever be caught dead, in church or out, in those 3" red pumps she had on. Me thinks the McCain team needs to learn a thing or two about the Pentecostal culture. The idea is to be humble (flats or low heels in Earth tones), not slutty (3" red fuck-me pumps). Then again, there are false prophets among us......

Pirates! In my adventure

Somebody asked today if I'd be a pirate. My answer was, yes, but not today, as in not this minute but yesterday; a classic pirate. Problem is, I don't think there were women pirates. Women who "serviced" pirates, sure, but pirates? Someone who knows piratical history better than me could answer that. What I know of pirates you could fit on the head of a pin.

However, I adore the pirate books by Gideon DeFoe.He's like Monty Python meets Christopher Moore. My personal fav of the series thus far is Pirates! In an Adventure with Ahab, though Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists is pretty good, too. You should really check out his website - he's a funny dude, then read the books.

stiff and laughing

Yesterday I did what everyone else seemed to be doing - I worked outside on my house and in my yard. It was a perfect day - few bugs, low humidity, nice temp. I needed to have a talk with God about a number of things anyway. So, it worked out for me, the house, and the yard! Best of all, I didn't turn my computer on - not once!

Problem is, I'm so damn stiff today I can't turn my head. Slight return of the headache that plagued me all of last week, I spent the evening on the couch atop a heating pad watching college football because I was afraid this might happen. But, in this this election year I can always count on something to make me laugh at least once a day and here it is....from a friend's email....