Saturday, June 7, 2008

things that happen on a saturday

First up: Hillary Clinton's concession speech

Despite knowing I did the right thing casting my primary vote for Barack Obama I still feel like a traitor. Today's concession speech just drove that point home. As tears dripped down my cheeks while she graciously spoke of Obama (to her credit - though he did right by her, too), in my mind I saw both my elderly grandmothers, 95 and 92, being denied the right to vote. While neither of them are/were the type of women to cause a ruckus, much less as suffragettes, they were, none the less, born before women had the right to vote - their lives, in many ways, played out as benefactors of that suppression. Being keenly aware that their opportunities denied were now mine to explore, I was overcome with shame and guilt that, in the end, I had not worked harder to see our gender uplifted to the country's highest office.

Despite that, I still know Obama stands to be our best presidential candidate and that all those women who sacrificed their lives and livelihoods so many decades ago did not do so in vane. Their ambitions were wholly fullfilled when I cast my vote even though I did not do it for one of our own. I voted for a man whom I believe will do his utmost for everyone - not just women, not just blacks, but every single person in this country. Had Hillary been as eloquent and passionate a speaker, as generous of spirit and candor as Obama, had she been as gracious throughout her campain as she was in her speech today, we may very well have seen his concession rather than hers. But, as she rightly pointed out, it's never good to say "what if" but better to move forward. I believe Obama is the person to get that done and it would be to his credit to have her as vice-president. But even if he doesn't (and if he doesn't, I will trust his judgment), there can be no doubt that what Clinton did in this race was historic. She has made it easier for the next qualified woman to run. And for that, we should all be truly grateful - even if you were always an Obama supporter.

Before I end my confession, let me finally say that, for all her faults (and she's got plenty, Lord knows), Clinton was right to campaign to the end and right to host a concession "party" days after many called for it. The media, and even myself, said more than once at points in this campaign that "she should throw in the towel". But, in fact, she won the popular vote and her supporters would have felt disenfranchised had she done so. Likewise, I don't believe for a second that she stalled in her concession for any other reason than losing is hard and she had supporters who were extremely loyal - it's the least she could do for them. And if she stalled for position? She is nothing if not smart. I believe history will show that both those decisions stand to unify the party rather than divide it - everyone's voice had a chance to be heard - everyone's vote had a chance to count. That's important.


And, now, as with the presidential election in which Al Gore really won the presidency - we should, as a country, suspend the use of delegates and let the popular vote guide our outcomes. Nothing is more disenfranchising than to work toward a common goal only to have antiquated politics overrule the will of the people. Had such a change been made sooner, we would not have had Dubya and Cheney in the White House, we would not be in a bogus war, we would not be suffering the largest unemployment rate in more than 20 years, we would not see our stocks plummeting, we would not be faced with Global warming without being proactive and signing the Kyoto protocol, etc. etc. etc. And, I dare say, we would have Universal health care by now - my grandparents could afford their drugs without choosing between that and food, and I would have the option to leave my job for another if I want to.

Next up: The Belmont stakes wherein Big Brown stands to be the first Triple Crown winner in 30 years. The great thing about this race: there's no delegates - you either win, or you don't. Worse case scenario, it's a photo-finish. It's not inconceivable that they could tie....though that would be historic, too.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

judy-ism


I mentioned Judy Tenuta in my last post - lo' and behold, an anonymous commenter replied that Judy is alive and well, performing in Denver this weekend. Too bad I'm nowhere close to Denver - I'd go. But if you are - here's her website

Location aside, I was glad to hear The Goddess is still making people laugh with her IUD. Call me stuck but I still quote lines from her appearance with Rodney Dangerfield (HBO special as I recall) back in the 80's (giving away my age now). One of the funniest shticks I've ever seen - still!

Seems I saw her again a few years later - the bit about mountain girls - that wasn't quite as funny. Of course, I did take some offense to that particular bit and, to be honest, that's the only part of the routine I remember. Because she pissed me off or because she wasn't that funny? Hard to say really. Anyway, I'm sure she meant no harm and I love her just the same. We're all fair game in the world of comedy, as well we should be, after all. But I seriously never heard a peep about her after that. You can't blame that on me - I have nothing to do with HBO programming. If I did, I'd have....running water and shoes... :-D

Thursday, May 29, 2008

bummer

I'm bummed about Harvey Korman dying. I'll be way bummed when Carol Burnett dies. I'll be bummed when Tim Conway, Vicki Lowrance, and Lyle Wagner die, too. And Korman died just days after Dick Martin (Laugh-In) died! Is the universe cleaning house of comedians this week? Who's next - Goldie Hawn? Rita Rudner? Judy Tenuta? (Whatever happened to Judy Judy, BTW?)

Thank God Ellen DeGeneres and Eddie Izzard are still kicking or we'd be left with a host of mediocre comedians until we, too, die. OK, so, Mike Myers and Steve Martin are very funny and they're still alive....and Jamie Lee Curtis plays great comedy roles (when she's not screaming at men in masks with machetes)...and the world will never be totally over as long as John Cleese, Michael Palin, and Jennifer Saunders are still around - God bless 'em one and all, those witty Brits.

I still miss Lucille Ball and the Three Stooges. Corny but true. There's nothing better than a good physical comedy stint. In my next life I want to be a comedian. Well, actually, I want to be a meteorologist/storm chaser but....in the life after that I wanna be a comedian.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

the tudors

so, I said to a friend today that The Tudors on Showtime is one of the hottest shows going. If you're fascinated at all with the 1500's and you really like beautiful men (contrary to the portraits of Henry VIII), The Tudors is what you're looking for. Lord help me - I feel like Mrs. Robinson but being middle aged does not mean dead - which is what you'd have to be to not notice a fine specimen like this....

And he's just the king! (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) How about a king with a best friend (Henry Cavill) that's just as beautiful as he is!
The list goes on - there's no end to beautiful men or talent in this show - from Sam Neill to Peter O'Toole (as Pope Paul III, no less), even the theme is moving, haunting, memorable. It's really a great series. Go, now...

here's the deal

So far my vacation has consisted of a funeral for an errant uncle, grocery shopping, dinner at O'Charlies, digging up Rose of Sharon bushes, a massive allergy attack with a migraine that landed me in bed for 24 hours, another round of poison ivy, and total boredom. How sad is that you want to go back to work because you're too damn bored to stay home? This is what my life has been reduced to - boredom. There was a time when I couldn't be at home enough - there was so much to do, so much to create. Now I just feel completely overwhelmed, underpaid, over-taxed, undervalued, and basically....depressed. That's it - depressed. I've got to get a creative job or I'm gonna go off the deep end.

To make it worse, I voted my heart with Obama and have felt like a complete traitor to the female gender ever since. As if every woman who fought and suffered to earn me the right to vote was slapped upside the head, spat on, and called dirty names. Shit!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

preakness

WOW - can you say "second coming of Secretariat"?

OK, that's a bit heavy but, still, both wins have been MORE than impressive. If Big Brown's feet hold up, I don't think there's another horse that can challenge him. The only one that could is dead now :-( I guess that means I'll vote for Barack Obama :-)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

mother's day

It's not that I don't love my mother, Lord knows I do, but I've decided that Hallmark is responsible for all of these holidays that require cards, gifts, dinners, travel, or other devices that cost money. Money none of us really have but are shamed into spending anyway for fear of seeming ungrateful. Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines, Halloween, Memorial Day - ok, not Memorial Day - thank God they've unsuccessfully rallied the troops behind Secretary's Day, Bosses Day, Grandparents Day, and a host of others. You know someone is bound to be left out - how about Convicts Day? Junkie Day? Gardeners Day? McDonald's Employee Day, Grandchild Day? Daughter's Day? Son's Day? Nephew's Day? Meteorologist's Day? Arborist's Day? [Insert your title here] Day.

I'd write more but I'm due 100 miles away in a few hours for, you guessed it, Mother's Day dinner!